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Don't Blink

Panel 1: A hand is scrolling on a phone. The site is Facebook. Panel 2: The hand has stopped scrolling, and there’s a picture of a sponsored ad for pants. Caption: “After ten minutes of doomscrolling, our protagonist stpos for 17 milliseconds”. Panel 3: A low vantage point shot looking up at an imposing building with the Facebook logo on top. It’s dark. Lightning flashes. Caption: “At FB HQ…”. In one of the lighted windows, silhouetted figures appear. A speech bubble says, “We’ve got a live one, boys!” Panel 4: Our protagonist cowers underneath a pipe titled “ADS”. Boxes fall all around him and onto him, with each side bearing an advertisement for pants.

Advertisements from

  • Quince
  • Old Navy
  • Everlane
  • Taylor Stitch
  • JACHS NY
  • Dockers
  • J. Crew Factory

Lightning bolts based on images from JonesStudioDesign on Etsy

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