References: Worksheet modeled after https://www.cbsnews.com/news/dad-heartbroken-to-find-this-answer-on-autistic-sons-class-project/ Ice cream based on https://www.nytimes.com/2013/06/02/magazine/who-made-that-ice-cream-cone.html by Jens Mortensens

First three columns are based off of illustrations from here: https://firstclassbp.com/column-types/, Dorling Kindersley/Getty Images

Color palette adapted from Chad Ashley’s palettes on Twitter, which in turn are adapted from Dieter Rams. In case it’s not clear, this is making fun of side hustles + Squarespace, and in particular the “5 to 9” debacle.