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Easy Come Easy Go

Four panels. Panel 1: City scene (cars in background) with a sign saying “Park at your own risk”. Panel 2: Upward perspective of a sign in foreground on a pole saying “Lock your car. Do not leave valuables in car”. Trees in the background. Panel 3: A sign in front of a brick wall. Shows a stylized burglar breaking into a car. Text: “Safety Alert. Avoid car break-ins. Do not leave ANY items in car.” Panel 4: A car is stopped in front of a parking turnstile. In the background is a brick wall and a sign saying, “By entering this lot you hereby grant Parksafe, LLC permission to break all windows and vacuum out all of your belongings.” In the foreground a machine with the label “Break & Take” is smashing all of the windows, glas sis flying. A vacuum hose shows a distended shape, clearly sucking something into it. Driver looks undisturbed in the front seat.

I had this idea when I saw the sign from panel 3, exhorting people not to leave any items in a car. I collected pictures of such parking warning signs for a few weeks, then turned the stupidity up to 11 for the final panel.

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